Old-timey newspaper headline birthday cards
Just. Keep. Watching. #EPIC
via @ryansholin
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"I’m really happy for you, Stanley, and I’mma let you finish, but David Petraeus is the greatest counterinsurgent of ALL TIME."
Hey, better than running it in print first and posting to the web a week after the fact (FAIL Blog).
“The iPad is a game changer. That’s why you’ll need a change of pants…with a big ass pocket.” (via da-i-net)
"Akin to a beautiful fireworks display erupting in the sky, an ebullient Carroll proceeded to fire off his captivating message and philosophies to the players and coaches gathered at the Virginia Mason Athletic Center to commence this week’s three-day veteran minicamp, the first of the offseason. The energy-infused meeting signaled the official start to something new and exciting, as the organization crossed the threshold into the next era."
— I think this may be the most unintentionally hilarious press release I’ve ever read (Seahawks.com Blog» Blog Archive ‘Welcome to a new day:’ The Carroll era begins «).
