"As far as I can tell, this time there weren’t any inning-calling shenanigans, and so Mariners 2 rightfully earned their 5-3 win. Oddly, they still played the home half of the final inning even though the game had already been decided, but these things are called by minor league umps, and you get what you pay for. I’m assuming that minor league umps work for peanuts and shade."
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Only Jeff Sullivan could make a Mariners intrasquad game this entertaining.
Mariners Drop Mariners, Finish Intrasquad Slate At .500 - Lookout Landing
"The worst-case scenario is that Iwakuma goes crazy and kills all of the team’s good players."
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I love how Jeff Sullivan writes.
Hisashi Iwakuma, Seattle Mariner - Lookout Landing