markcoatney: nicksummers: newsweek: Additional cocktails cut in the editing process: “I wonder if TIME is hiring-tini” “Newsweek staffers: please don’t fall (jump?) off the roof tonight-chiller.” “Wow, there is seriously a LOT of booze under my desk right now-shooter.” See you at the bar. The official drinks menu for the fuck-everything-we’re-for-sale party on the roof of the Newsweek building tonight. I myself will be ordering off-menu, specifically: The I-hope-our-new-offices-will-at-least-be-in Manhattan The it’s-a-shame-we’re-so Old Fashioned The our-financial-outlook-is Dark & Stormy I’ll be there, and ordering the 40-ounce to financial freedom.  Also, honestly, I have a very strong belief that this party will be, as the kids say, off the hook.  Uh, I guess I’ll just raise a can of Rainier and toast from home?

markcoatney:

nicksummers:

newsweek:

Additional cocktails cut in the editing process:

“I wonder if TIME is hiring-tini”

“Newsweek staffers: please don’t fall (jump?) off the roof tonight-chiller.”

“Wow, there is seriously a LOT of booze under my desk right now-shooter.”

See you at the bar.

The official drinks menu for the fuck-everything-we’re-for-sale party on the roof of the Newsweek building tonight. I myself will be ordering off-menu, specifically:

  • The I-hope-our-new-offices-will-at-least-be-in Manhattan
  • The it’s-a-shame-we’re-so Old Fashioned
  • The our-financial-outlook-is Dark & Stormy

I’ll be there, and ordering the 40-ounce to financial freedom. 

Also, honestly, I have a very strong belief that this party will be, as the kids say, off the hook. 

Uh, I guess I’ll just raise a can of Rainier and toast from home?

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