A brief timeline of me reacting to the Albert Pujols news
Image of Albert Pujols

I will destroy you. (Source: ben_lei / Flickr)

This is completely off-topic:

  • WHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?!?!?!
  • AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
  • C.J WILSON, TOO?!?!