The best — well, heh, “best” — part about this is the anecdote about the pitch process. Classic.
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The first three bullet points really don’t say anything at all. FAIL.
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“We are prisoners of our phones and tablets and all our digital crap. I am. You are. We all are. We get sucked into these stupid machines, see reality through them. Instead of empowering us, we insist on giving them our power. We even attach our feelings to them. It’s sad.”
I’m as guilty of this as anyone.
The new Facebook gift card “takes the saddest and lamest gift possible and makes it worse.
“Instead of all the logical permutations a Facebook Gift Card could take here’s how it works. The person giving the gift selects from a list of participating retailers—at launch: Jamba Juice, Olive Garden, Sephora, and Target—and then gives the gift only to that retailer. So it’s just the same lame old Target gift card dressed up with a Facebook logo. But since you can buy it online without about three seconds of thought, it doesn’t even give the slightest illusion that you care.”
Facebook Gift Cards: The Crappiest Way to Give the Laziest Gift
