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We shouldn’t say Brandon Bantz doesn’t deserve [to play at the major league level], or disparage what he’s accomplished in his career. Sometimes in order to get promoted, you simply have to show up every day, work hard, and opportunities may come. Today’s that day.

Bantz may never get another chance to put on a Major League Baseball uniform after this stint, but today he’ll sit with players who play at a level he has surely dreamed of playing at his entire life. That’s a magical thing.

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Brandon Bantz Lives his Dream, Gutierrez Re-Lives His Nightmare - Lookout Landing

"‘Jason Bay isn’t toast’
This, of course, is the most obvious lesson, on account of Jason Bay hasn’t played like toast. He hasn’t played like anything resembling toast. I don’t actually quite understand the expression, myself, just like I don’t understand the expression of being “on fire.” I certainly don’t understand how they can co-exist as they do. If you’re toast, you’re done. If you’re on fire, you’re performing quite ably. What does fire yield but extremely dark toast? If Jason Bay were on fire, would he not be toasty? Does “toast” refer to when you’re not on fire anymore? Does one go right from being on fire to being finished? And don’t most people enjoy toast? I don’t think these were thought through. I don’t think these were thought through at all."

Jeff Sullivan’s meandering paragraphs continue to be my favorite thing in the Mariners blogosphere.

The Jason Bay Lessons | U.S.S. Mariner

"The Mariners could certainly eliminate fan antipathy by winning games, there’s no doubt about that. But after so many years of futility, the sentiment they’re most in danger of treading upon is fan apathy. People don’t care that the M’s suck anymore. They’ve stopped coming to games, they’re not tuning into increasingly-frequent blowout losses, they really do have more important things to worry about than a last-place baseball team."

When your customer base doesn’t care, it’s a million times worse than if they’re pissed off. Coca-Cola recovered from New Coke. Hell, they may have even been helped by it in the long run. It’s much harder to recover, though, once people have decided they’re done.

The Mariners and Their Trolls | Seattle Sportsnet

Is it just me, or does the painting of a cat in a pumpkin vaguely resemble a caricature of the former president himself?
We Have Six New Amazing Paintings by George W. Bush

Is it just me, or does the painting of a cat in a pumpkin vaguely resemble a caricature of the former president himself?

We Have Six New Amazing Paintings by George W. Bush

Everclear shots from a trombone? It’s March Madness band camp.
I Got Paid To Cheer For Another NCAA Tournament Team, And Other Confessions Of A Spirit Squad Member

Someone dubbed Jim Ross’ voice over the clip of LeBron James dunking on Jason Terry. Amazing.

(by CineMenReviews)

“A fundamental question for this mission is whether Mars could have supported a habitable environment,” said Michael Meyer, lead scientist for NASA’s Mars Exploration Program at the agency’s headquarters in Washington. “From what we know now, the answer is yes.”
Huge.
NASA says ancient Mars could have supported life - seattlepi.com

“A fundamental question for this mission is whether Mars could have supported a habitable environment,” said Michael Meyer, lead scientist for NASA’s Mars Exploration Program at the agency’s headquarters in Washington. “From what we know now, the answer is yes.”

Huge.

NASA says ancient Mars could have supported life - seattlepi.com

Tags: Mars aliens

Interesting designs here.
If Superheroes Were Sponsored By Brands… - DesignTAXI.com
There’s at least one of these every year. Here’s to hoping — for everyone’s sake — that this is it.
Mets Utility Player Jordany Valdespin Took A Fastball Right To The Dick

There’s at least one of these every year. Here’s to hoping — for everyone’s sake — that this is it.

Mets Utility Player Jordany Valdespin Took A Fastball Right To The Dick

Want.
Check out NASCAR HQ’s Swanky Social Media Control Room
This is the most fucked-up thing ever.
Fungal infection causes tarantula to grow antlers

This is the most fucked-up thing ever.

Fungal infection causes tarantula to grow antlers

Tags: WTF spiders

(Facepalm.)
» Oh no, Mankato Free Press! JIMROMENESKO.COM)

Tags: headlines

laughingsquid:

Authentic Weather App Tells You If It’s “Cold As Fuck” Outside

Now here’s a weather app.
What the fuck.
Vatican Celebrates Pope Benedict XVI With Comic Sans Photo Album
hitrecordjoe:

Sally did indeed know how to tie a bow tie! I thought she would. #Oscars

It seems highly unlikely that Joseph Gordon Levitt would need help with a bow-tie, but if I had an opportunity for Sally Field to tie my tie, I’d probably take it, too.

hitrecordjoe:

Sally did indeed know how to tie a bow tie! I thought she would. #Oscars

It seems highly unlikely that Joseph Gordon Levitt would need help with a bow-tie, but if I had an opportunity for Sally Field to tie my tie, I’d probably take it, too.